Elusive Diversions

elusive exclusivity – hey, it rhymes

Would that just not be the BOMB? I think I would market it to women, primarily.

I’m talking about a device that can be used to turn off our brains when they start thinking too much. You know, to behave more like a man’s brain. I mean, seriously, what is UP with all the analyzing that goes on in our female minds? Why do we have to go to sleep each night thinking about how all the crap we did today didn’t really get as done as we thought; or, why, when we meet someone new – say a guy, for instance – we have to create all sorts of scenarios regarding what he said in that email or voice mail?

Yeah, you guessed it… I met a guy and I’m experiencing hyper-thinking activity. Does he really like me? Why didn’t he call? Is he mad at me? Am I too clingy? Do I need to chill out and let him have his space? Why didn’t he KISS me on that third date? Are we dating now, or are we just ‘hanging out’? Is he beer-goggling me? ARRRRGGGHHH!

I want it to stop. I know it’s insane. Completely and utterly insane. But no matter what I do, I CANNOT STOP THE VOICES that question Every. Single. Last. Word.

If you find the device that can turn off my brain (barring death), please, I beg you, let me know.